A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
A BOSS is like a diaperÖ Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
Canít talk, telepathy only!
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? A Yes B A C B.

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