TOP FUNNY STATUS WHATSAPP

1 -) Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
2 -) When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
3 -) t’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
4 -) People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
5 -) What I lack in height, I make up for in kitchen counter climbing ability.
6 -) Don’t play for safety. It’s the most dangerous thing in the world
7 -) I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
8 -) In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
9 -) I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
10 -) This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
11 -) Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?

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