The average mother takes two whole days to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner but most kids don’t really care. I have taken an informal but exhaustive poll of kids and have come to the conclusion that if Twinkies came with drumsticks, all turkeys would die of old age.
2. ) Real smile on my face Comes when i am with you <3
3. ) Trust me you can dance – Beer
4. ) Loving someone and not expressing It Is like wrapping a nice gift And Not Giving It.
5. ) I do not get drunk…I get awesome: D
6. ) Last year we had a frozen turkey. For the first two hours in the stove he enjoyed it!
7. ) “On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.”
8. ) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
9. ) Sometimes you have to act like you don’t care even if you do!

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