)The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
16-)I?d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
17-)I?m not too good at algebra, but doesn?t u + i = 3D 69?
18-)You remind me of a Championship bass, I don?t know whether to mount you or eat you!
19-)Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
20-)How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
21-)You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
22-)Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
23-)I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
24-)Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!

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