decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later…..
I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..
X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while.
Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them
I can always pretend I’m okay, but it doesn’t mean I don’t get hurt..
sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.
X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson

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